We took Christian to the optometrist yesterday. He has mild astigmatism and may need glasses. Elizabeth and I sat and waited in chairs by the wall of the cramped examination room.
The doctor handed Christian a card with very fine print on it.
“Can you read this?” she asked. She seemed less concerned about his vision than she was the difficulty of reading the card which was designed for adults.
Christian glanced at the card and looked up with a broad smile.
“Hey! It’s the Autobiography of Ben Franklin.”
Christian continued with his exam; I surreptitiously took the card and looked at it. I was hunting for the attribution. I wanted to know how Christian recognized the text instantly. This was all I saw.
Then I walked up the street, gazing about till near the market-house I met a boy with bread. I had made many a meal on bread, and, inquiring where he got it, I went immediately to the baker’s he directed me to, in Secondstreet, and ask’d for biscuit, intending such as we had in Boston; but they, it seems, were
not made in Philadelphia. Then I asked for a three-penny loaf, and was told they had none such. So not considering or knowing the difference of money, and the greater cheapness nor the names of his bread, I made him give me three-penny worth of any sort. He gave me, accordingly, three great puffy rolls. I was surpriz’d at the quantity, but took it, and, having no room in my pockets, walk’d off with a roll under each arm, and eating the other. Thus I went up Market-street as far as Fourth-street, passing by the door of Mr. Read, my future
There was no way of identifying the source of the text. My son knew Franklin’s autobiography at a glance.
I mentioned the card casually as we walked to the car to leave. “That was pretty cool about the Franklin quote.”
“Yeah,” he responded. “It makes sense though - that they would quote Franklin. He invented bifocals, right?”
I chuckled. “Let’s go home, ‘kay?”
